Last night my gaming group started a new campaign. This time we are playing Pathfinder. Here are a few choice quotes from the evening.
Val (introducing her half-orc barbarian character): "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Me: "She turns into a scientist."
Eric: "It may only be an inch long but it's as thick as a tuna can."
Val: "We should go find the man with no arms and no legs."
Me: "His name is Matt."
Candice (The GM, as an NPC looking down at the severely hungover player characters): "I see you have been enjoying the local moonshine.
Ashley: "The Old Chaotic Neutral!"