Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Gaming Quotes I

NOTE: This is the first of what I hope will be an ongoing series of posts of humorous quotes and semi-witty byplay from my regular gaming group.  At present we are playing Rolemaster and during last night's session the party was flailing away through a swamp filled with nasty critters.

Stephen: I ready my battle ass!
Val: Farts of fury!

Me: My heavy crossbow is named Zelda.
Eric: You named your crossbow?
Me: At least I didn't call it Vera.
Eric: Then it would be Vera Twang.

(Ashley's ranger is repeatedly stabbing a mortally wounded lizard man)
Val: Give it up.
Ashley: I am trying to put it out of it's misery.
Eric: As she scrapes off one scale at a time.

Val (playing a bard and singing):
     For a poultice they did barter,
     It's a goo thing he's not a martyr.

Eric (the gamemaster, trying to find some papers): And I haven't even been drinking yet.
Fred: I brought you a chocolate stout.
Eric: Oh good. Now where is that xp bonus.

Stephen (aiming his bow at a flock of giant crows): Hey guys, watch this.
Ashley: STOP!
Me: Nothing good ever follows that sentence.

Val (singing as Stephen's character bleeds to death):
     La la la, not to be morose,
     It looks like death is really close.

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