Please refer back to session one for the list of characters and players in our D&D 5e campaign Misfit Toys.
The action has now moved to Baldur's Gate, where the party have been conscripted by the Flaming Fists due to an ongoing emergency in the city...
"We are professional fisters." --Kachu
"Cheeseburger with hair." --Kachu, describing our contact Terina
"So we've got Nightcrawler, Leonardo, the mummy, a duck, a drow, and What The Fuck?" --Terina the spy
Mr. Ganderson's player appears to be sleeping in his seat.
"Is the duck okay?" --GM
"The duck is watching the football game on his phone." --Erzaben
"I've got a D20." --Mr. Ganderson
Drops it.
"Now you don't." --Aylin
"Bad dog!" --Pirate, after being hit by Calena
"Good dog!" --Terina, after being healed by Calena
"Sorry folks, we've got a waffle emergency." --Aylin
"How was the orgy?" --Venynore
"Everyone gets Inspiration. It was the best orgy ever. Can we now play D&D?" --DM
"Do you really need a chaos chart? I feel this party is a chaos a chart." --Jennah, kibbitzing from the next room
"With Advantage he rolled a 7 to hit."--DM
"Swing and a miss!" --Erzaben
"Roll to waterboard." --Aylin
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