So I've decided to dust off the old blog in order to have a place to put gaming sessions. I just started playing in a new D&D 5e game with some friends and the best things always get said around the table and need to be recorded for posterity.
First, I need to introduce the party. The DM allowed a bunch of non-standard races and it will be very evident why were were quickly dubbed The Misfit Toys:
Erzaben the Blue, tiefling warlock (me)
Kachu Whakahirihir, turtleman bard (Emma)
Gaol Tet'ch, goliath fighter (Torix)
Mr. Ganderson, duck barbarian (Billy)
Venyore Aeriesuss, drow rogue (Samara)
Aelin Dustmake, human druid (Max)
Camena, dogman (pug) cleric (Neecie)
and our Dungeon Master Patrick
Venyore misses a DC10 needle trap in a door lock:
"Is your Thieve's Guild card still valid?" --Erzaben
Venyore stabs herself on the same needle trap a second time:
"Do not allow me to play a rogue ever again." --Venyore
After a series of natural 1s to get into the house via lock picking, smashing in the door, and hacking at it with a giant axe:
"We're not the Misfit Toys, we're the fucking Keystone Adventurers." --Erzaben
DM : "At this point the zombies lurch forward going 'Brainsss', so they will ignore the tanks." *No response from the party* "That's it? Not even a pity chuckle?"
More quotes at the next session in two weeks.
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